"sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience," a thrilling new memoir by me

Title: Somebody To Love
Artist: Jefferson Airplane
Played: 8233 times

Somebody To Love | Jefferson Airplane | Surrealistic Pillow

Title: Alex speaking Italian
Artist: Alex Turner
Played: 8728 times


Alex speaking Italian at Pistoia Blues Festival ‘14

  • "Buonasera, Toscana!"/Good evening, Tuscany!”
  • "Come va?"/"How are you?”
  • "Grazie mille!"/"Thank you very much!" (x2)


the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real

Robert Plant takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and nominates Sir Elton John, Sir Tom Jones, Sir Paul McCartney and his favorite commoner Peter Gabriel (x)


can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

Bacchus and Ariadne, Detail.

by Caesar van Everdingen (1616/1617–1678)

Dated: 1660


*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*


im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship